nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

(via leftnipple)

holytaxacountant:

contemplatingescape:

fruityrighteousblowhardfactory:

ask-alfredtheconqueringhero:

ludwigbeilschmidts:

[freshman voice] middle schoolers

[sophomore voice] freshman

[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?

[malfoy’s voice] potter

[Sam Winchester’s voice] so get this 

(Source: swampertite, via i-llseeyousooon)

transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

(via i-llseeyousooon)

hazehgrace:

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

(via leftnipple)

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via crunchier)